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*The images below are concepts created by Sabrina deSouza

"It's always a big help when your client has a great personality."

"He may get a standing ovation but he's definitely not going to get an encore anytime soon."

"He's a real man of peace. You can tell by the way he carries his piecemaker."

"I'll take  you with me but if I knew all this was gonna happen  I would have refused the apple and asked for my rib back!"

"As his attorney, I can assure you that all the papers have now been signed and that he is finally good to go."

"I'll tell you now...as my attorney, you really botched things up this time."

"There wasn't a word about this in law school!"

"Since you're new at this, I may as well tell you now. This is one mediation that's going no where."

"Slide over Lucy...I'm sick and tired of living in TV land!"

"He must have found out that his wife finally made it up here."

"I'd marry you Cindy but I have to be home by 5:00."

"OK...we try it your way first but if mediation doesn't work, WE HIT THE  MATTRESSES!"

"I use to be a partner of a large firm.  It was entirely too demanding so I decided on a career change with less responsibilities...and you?"

"Your problem is, you don't wear the pants in the family. Now do you see me goin' around worrying what my wife thinks?!"

"Yea, yea, don't come cryin' to me Mack. My kids use to think I walked on water! Take my word for it... It's  something they grow out of!"

"Hey Mate. How can you say that I don't appreciate the full benefits of having a good attorney?!"

"That's a really nice watch but could you please stop trying to influence the court."

"Surely one bite won't change the world."

"PERFECT!!! That's exactly what I've been looking for! It's got everything a crowd wants to see."

"No, there's really not that much difference except for the horse, of course."

"Because you were an attorney! THATS WHY!!"

"Well...I heard that he use to be an attorney."

"I swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me...wait a minute! This is ridiculous!"

"I use to be a lawyer and was paid by the hour. Now I'm on production and have to do a head count at the end of each day but at least I'm still in some aspect of the law."

"I'm telling you for the last time...whoever controls crude oil, controls the WORLD. We're missing a great opportunity here."

"I heard that we were a misunderstood species and are not the mindless eating machines portrayed in the movies. In fact, people are more likely to be killed by lightning than from sharks. Hhhmmm, I wonder what 'surfer soufflé ala flambe' would taste like."

"This Nostradamus character keeps mumbling something about the Geneva convention."

"I say...that ole chap seems to be lacking the proper qualities of sportsmanship."

"I have discovered that my attorneys work much better than dogs in flushing out game but aren't as difficult to replace should my aim miss its mark."

"You know...with this technology, science has finally reached perfection...if not for the fanatics who have now invented global warming."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~The below cartoons are concepts by Carnegie Fieldhouse in collaboration with Michael Lindsey of Cordova Graphics~

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